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12 Comments on “Why does Jesus face never appear on gourmet food?”

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   1 Dapper Dan, Fisherman said at 1:40 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   What about the Prince of Peas?

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   2 apeman605 said at 2:04 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   It is mostly a Mexican thing.

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   3 shadow k said at 2:17 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   I dunno… but it’s probably for the same reason that only hillbillies get abducted by aliens.

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   4 MK6 said at 2:18 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   Spiritual food isn’t canned.

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   5 Steve R said at 2:26 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   Easy. He’s a junk food junkie.

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   6 sinisterish said at 3:19 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   Because poor people are mostly uneducated and most likely to believe in such nonsense.

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   7 Rod said at 4:06 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   Would you want to stare at some white guy with a beard snuggling a lamb while you were eating or preparing something really good to eat?

8. 
   8 Kryten said at 4:50 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   Be honest, would you spend five minutes looking for a face in your caviar or chateaubriand, or would you eat it before someone else did?

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   9 adilah said at 5:01 pm on November 10th, 2010:

   Jesus is mysterious.

10. 
    10 Cheesus Love You said at 5:12 pm on November 10th, 2010:

    At least i do appear.

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    11 Sanchez said at 5:19 pm on November 10th, 2010:

    so everyone can relate to jesus

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    12 Shana said at 5:56 pm on November 10th, 2010:

    Could it be because he was a humble carpenter, and had no familiarity with things like lobster and caviar?

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